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( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)

clockwork arse?

( The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

arseclock work!!

( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

wrseclock aork

( The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

A COCK KERR SLOW
edit hahahahah best anagram
SLACK COWORKER
( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

nicely done :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

pfft
my first thought was 'cog bum'
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

Bog cum?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

yes
which for some reason made do a coffee-down-nose type thing
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

I need an exceptionally cool gift for a 30 year old male for under £80
(or there abouts) what do people suggest?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)

His twenties back

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

^ that
:)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

Hahaaa
*actual office LOL
( Xkimo was at work on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

I have 28 days left of mine
:(
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

But we will be there to comfort you!
*comforts*

(Good game btw)
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

up for another thrashing?
/if not, scrabulous?
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

Oooh we should have a threesome
of Scrabulous
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

hahaha
/that writing was just not small enough to sound convincing ;)

I am quite lucky at the ol' Scrabblearse apparently, just ask freebs and Mrs. T
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

Yes - bastard
*mutters*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

I wish they'd update my scores...

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

I'm just proud of the fact I'm the only one who's beaten you....

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

so far...

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

Freebs is trashing my pants at Scrabulous
He started with a bingo :(
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

We've come to the conclusion that Archie cheats

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

I do NOT, I've just played a few times...
/Freebs is an excellent tactical player though
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

Says the luckiest arse IN THE WORLD

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

it's not just my arse that's lucky...
/to be fair, I've played a in a few small games/tournaments at Uni, and I do enjoy playing it every now and then :)
haven't played it 'properly' (on a board) in a good while now though
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

Yay!
I'm enjoying it so far too :)
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

hahahahaha
So true...
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

lager

( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

remote controlled something
robot or helicopter or bike or dog
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

That's the way I am going,
but I can't think what?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

Tried firebox?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

Fried tirebox?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

waste of cash
used for a day.
( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

That's what 30ths are for.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

ok get him a toy then!
see if i care.
( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

absolutely
a big box of mechano and a motor
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

Anything from Howies
.
(Scat Tevens, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

30, not 17

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7734074
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

His wife is chipping in, so no.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

Track-day, Zorbing, RC Dragonfly, 30yr old scotch
pipe n slippers
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

ooooh
i want to do zorbing - it looks ace
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

zorbing made me sick on me..

( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

\o/

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

I have a 30 YO scotch and I smoke a pipe
I do not wear slippers - EVER! It enough of a pain having to wear clothes outside of the house I'm not going to do it when I'm in the house...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

bungee jumping

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

gameboy micro
www.amazon.co.uk/Nintendo-Game-Boy-Micro-Silver/dp/B0009RWEB2/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/026-6058579-9330805?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1193322741&sr=8-1
( The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

Those are £20 at a shop I go past on Tuesday

( davew27, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

even better
then get a flash cartige to play all of the games for free (if you dont mind breaking the law)
( The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

I have both of these things.
With lots of Final Fantasy games.

Might download some Zelda..
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

phantom hourglass
very good. if you have DS also
( The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

£79.99 in cash

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

something from here maybe
www.firebox.com/
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

they do have some very cool toys there
^_^
( Xkimo was at work on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

i still like this
www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=admin&action=contact
scroll down
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

ooooh grant

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

www.firebox.com/product/1912?src_t=wnw
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

or IWOOT
www.iwantoneofthose.com/
( The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

or from here
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses


80 pounds would be about right.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

Tickets to a cool gig
and an offer of babysitting if appropriate.
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

haha
'if appropriate'
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

Not if you're Kate McCann, then.

( charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

He might not have babies is what I meant.
Tsk! :)
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

VERITY!
Hello!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

DAYVE!
*glomps*
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

"i got this nice couple to do it. they live in leicester"
both doctors
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

a blowjob
and only charge £20
( The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

A gold plated poo

( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

THINKGEEK IS YOUR FRIEND
www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/991e/?cpg=60T
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

come on --
that's the best T Shirt EVER!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

Nicely printed "blowjob" vouchers?

( oAmadeuso Godot still isn't coming., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

Get a Hydro Fly.
here you go (watch the video)

It's for you really, isn't it?
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

pah
THIS:

stream.tvgmedia.com/trailers/gadgets/freestyle/index.html
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

Reaching 30 is about sitting down more
not bouncing about like kangaroo with its bollocks on fire.
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

when I reach 30 I want firy bollocks
when if
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

Mine was cog pants

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)

Mine too
*worries about mindpiss*
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

THESE ARE PAINFULLY SHIT!
but the quality of the shoppage is ok, mind
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

Gelly?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

close

( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

(_x_)

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

whatwhatwhat?
i dunno. but it's brilliant anyway
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

ancient pea :)
I also am not aware of the function this device provides
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

get your butt into gear?
get your gut into beer?

BUMCOGS?
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

BEER GUT silly

( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

*fails*
:(
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

*joins*
:((
( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

nicely shopped, mind.
*offers biscuit*
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)