At home with Mr and Mrs Spoonerism


From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)

Shit.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)

No
that's her hair
( miamistu snagglery, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)

No it's his post.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)

Pfft
what's wrong with it?
( mofaha not wearing a vest, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)

errrr...

( head-doctor internet, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)

works every time.

(I am a cucumber. I am a cucumber, I am a cucumber, I'm a cucumber., Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)

Shall we have a BOARD EVENT?
a nice and simple board event. a 30 minute (ish ) tattyshop/paintshop/paint/picassa wallpaper event?
just make a something you think makes a good wallpaper that uses no photographs. Or should we just not seeing as Sugarspun is here and will murder us with her skills?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)

Or, we could play this game..
Last person to post a picture of their cock has to post TWO pictures of their cock.

Edit: Seriously though, sounds quite cool. If enough people want to, go for it.
(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)

But I haven't got a cock :(

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)

and why not!?
They're the latest must-have item. If you haven't got a cock and an iPod, you're nobody.
(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)

I've got an iPod and some really cool shoes, will that do?

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)

Hrrrrrrrm
Ok, you'll do. But only because we need to fill out numbers in the "Cool" club.
(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)

I would not have an iPod
even if it were free and shaped like a cock.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)

I have a cock and an iPod
yet I am still nobody.
( head-doctor internet, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)

I have a cock
but i dont have a camera.
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)

Between us, we're winning

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)

You have some
lully pics in your profile tho sir. There's something about 'em...
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)

Awww, that's a shame.
I was going to get you a lorry of condoms for Christmas.
( head-doctor internet, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)

Curses
I always miss out because of my cocklessness
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)

I will get you some "Grow Your Own Cock" tablets for you and a copy of "So You've Got a Cock".

( head-doctor internet, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)

Thats jolly nice of you

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)

Ta!
Don't forget to water it every day.
( head-doctor internet, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)

I'll put a reminder on my pill box

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)

I shall also get you a pile of HappyToast's stained wank mags.
Just to test drive it.
( head-doctor internet, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

Stop it, you're spoiling me

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)

Not as spoiled as Toasty's wank mags.

( head-doctor internet, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)

Thank god

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)

I think I just
did a little bit of sick. In my mouth.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)

Ta!
oh and by the way, i'm sorry.
( head-doctor internet, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)

Never fear
With one of those *points* you can have as many cocks as you like :)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)

Hurray!
Thankyou 'Pot, you've always got a solution :)
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)

we have had cocks out on here before.
including mine. Trust me. It's not going to end in jelly and presents.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)

But it could!
I have both jelly AND presents.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)

I have cock!
I think you have found a recipe for success woman!
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)

:(

( the holly and the ivv, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)

hahahahahahahaha *breathes*
hahahahahahahaha - woo!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)

^this^
'Ning Zank,
'Ning B3ta
Going to Canberra today, what you doing?
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)

ive been at work all night
and now i have to go to a wedding
my idea of a real good fuckin time is to be semi comatose from sleep deprivation in a room full of people i either dont know or despise!
Edit: whats on in canberra?
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)

Big 30th bash!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sat 27 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)

that's good
sick ducking
( Tofor Tofor, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)

This sir,
Cracked me the hell up.

Duck! My sick!
(Keithcrash The Magniloquent Pulchritudinous Thaumaturge, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)