THIS JOKE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IF THEY WHERE BASEBALL BATS.


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(captain freedom don't expect, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 5:19, archived)

*on the grounds of
spousal BATtery...

Edit: how rude of me! i forgot your woo!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 5:22, archived)

A place just for things like me. Hurrah!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 5:25, archived)

HOW DARE YOU, THERE ARE NO HATS IN THIS BOTEL.
HOW DARE YOU.
( gronkpan , a friend, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 5:50, archived)

IM SORRY IS THIS TOO RISQUE?

(captain freedom don't expect, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 5:53, archived)

THIS IS A TRAVESTY OF A HOTEL
BUT I ALWAYS KEEP THE BATS OUT. I NEVER LET THE BATS IN, BECAUSE I HAVE A PRIDE.

HOW DARE YOU FOR SAYING BATS IN MY HOTEL.
( gronkpan , a friend, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 5:59, archived)

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.
AND THIS FOUNTAIN IS BATS ONLY.
(captain freedom don't expect, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:01, archived)

:(

( gronkpan , a friend, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:04, archived)

WE CANT KEEP OUR HOTELS AND BOTELS SEGRAGATED.
I WANT EQUAL RIGHTS FOR BATS.
(captain freedom don't expect, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:06, archived)

I FIND THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION SICKENING.
I WILL NOT EVEN ENTERTAIN THIS NOTION. BATS WILL NEVER BE WELCOME ON MY PREMESIS.
( gronkpan , a friend, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:09, archived)

I HAVE A DREAM ABOUT BATS
AND MY CUNT.
TOGETHER.
(captain freedom don't expect, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:14, archived)

THIS IS A HORROR.

( gronkpan , a friend, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:19, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5514844
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:32, archived)

segregation never!
integration now!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:09, archived)

Hehehe.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:30, archived)