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From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)

BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS
BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)

Bext on a Tictures

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)

that too

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)

eh?
it's not just toaped, y'know
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)

I know
I just had a boat reaction

:)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:30, archived)

was it the duty-free?

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:35, archived)

there's duty free?
*gets collection of lidl carrier bags ready*

BRING ON THE DUTY FREE!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:36, archived)

why would you have a collection of lidl carriers?
they cost 3p each, you know
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)

everytime I go to lidl
I get a carrier bag or two

and then I just put them away and forget about them

until one day

the day it happens

when the pressure from the stored lidl bags is more than can be withstood by their containment and is such that they detonate forth into the world engulfing me in a fiery plastic cloud of death
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:42, archived)

hahaha

( The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)

FUCKING YANK GYPOS

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)

Haha
:D
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)

Haha
I want to see page seven.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)

i've always liked
ben goldacre's line about the daily mail's quest to divide all inanimate objects into things that cure or cause cancer
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)

split atoms cause and cure cancer simultaneously

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)

[meryl streep voice]
a dingo pikey stole my baby yacht!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)

did anyone see it?
hahahahaha

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:37, archived)