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From the Robots challenge. See all 438 entries (closed)

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:27, archived)

hahaha
i mean oh no :(

edit: where'd that other post go? or did it never happen? am I losing my mind?
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:27, archived)

YOU CANNOT LOSE WHAT IS ALREADY LOST
Also, JU-ON IS STARTING ON CHANNEL 4. THE GOOD VERSION.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)

What, like The Game?

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)

STOAT
YOU'VE CROSSED THE LAST MOAT IN YOUR BOAT, STOAT

YOU'RE FINISHED
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)

Fuuuuuuuuck
ITS ON, NOW!
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:47, archived)

NOT EVEN IF I KICK DOWN DOORS AND KILL ALL THE BAD GUYS WITH SLOW MOTION FLIPS AND BULLETSHOOTINGS?

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)

Ok, maybe then...

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:46, archived)

Get up, Robot boy!
You must get up, you have a world to save!
( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)

:(

( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)

*connects jump leads to a Vauxhall Viva*

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)

that's just adding insult to injury
:)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)

Hey!
Some of my best friends are Vauxhall Vivas!
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)

dude, I know that the 70's look cool on those tv shows
but like, seriously, it was the 70's
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)

I shall give you the 70's in a minute good sir
You will hardly believe what has hit you, I dare say
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)

why?
because it's tongue is sticking out, going "MMLGMLBMALBMALBMA" and it has flashing lightbulb eyes

fuck FLASHING LIGHTBULB EYES

*runs off screaming in terror*
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)

YOU LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS YOU WANTON TRULL

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)

A WANTON TRULL!
Sir, if I am a wanton trull, you are a globpunnet and a tumblepenny!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)

I'll have you know the Tumblepennies emigrated to this country in 1884.
My Grandfather, Mason Tumblepenny was captain of the floating pick-up truck which brought us to southern Florida.
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:47, archived)

My Great Grandfather, Morning Tubmark Tumblepenny was the inverntor of the glistening tubmat and the rotating bunt sprocket!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)

But...... That must mean..........
UNCLE! IS IT REALLY YOU?!
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)

DADDY!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)

Brain the size of a planet
and they ask me to park cars
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)

this robot is either dead
or pissed on cheap oil
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)

i was going to add an oil can just out of reach
but that would have added to the confusion
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:31, archived)

at this time of day/night
everything is a source of confusion

:)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:33, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
/vader
(yeknom 's usual account has locked him out, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)

Ha ha. This has caused a funny.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 4:04, archived)

oh dear
he has tired himself out
dancing all night on those dodgy pills he bought
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)

He must have excellent balance, those things are tiny

( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)

tj:
has that soundwave/telebugs post gone?
i'm glad i saved it before it disappeared
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)

I don't know.
I hope it comes back.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:36, archived)

BEGIN THE RESURRECTION RITE

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:36, archived)

right,
i've tied the cat to a melon.
i think that's how it goes. what next?
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:37, archived)

what next?
peas!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)

PEAS ARE NEVER WHAT'S NEXT
GET THE FUCK OUT
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)

PEAS MAN!
GIVE PEAS A CHANCE!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)

I COULD NEVER GIVE PEAS A CHANCE
NOT NOW
NOT AFTER THAT ONE TIME
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)

at bnad cmap?
ok, I was trying to find an image I did of peas in a pan, and I can't find it, I did find this (which isn't mine so linkyed)

which leaves me seriously confused
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)

well piss on my tophat
it's a pearoast
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)

your hat is wee'don!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:46, archived)

that curry on the front page looks good

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)

does
tho it seems to be drowned in a surfeit of fucking peas

what's crazy shit? peas?!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)

OH GOD NOT THE PEAS
NOT THE PEAS AAGH
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)

OH MY GOD CHILDHOOD PEA RELATED FLASHBACK
"HEY KIDS, THE PEA HARVEST HAS OCCURED! NOW YOU CAN BUY BAGS OF PEAS!"

"YAY! LET'S ALL BUY BAGS OF PEAS AND EAT THEM LIKE IT WAS ANY OTHER KIND OF THING THAT KIDS BUY IN BAGS AND THEN EAT THEM"
"YAY!"

no really, what the shitting fuck was that all about
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:46, archived)

What are you?! A GAY!?

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)

hahaha

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)

hahaha
gayest of all pea feats!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)

rotate the cat-onna-melon
in a pentagram of candles whilst chanting "WATTAM AYE DONIGS"


then ram the whole scene up your arse.
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)

pffffffft

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:35, archived)

well, not that excellent
considering
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)

Death by trick or treats.
Corrosion caused by candy.

He'll be ok by morning.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)

He's all Hitler'd out =[

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)

you get a gold star for this, robot boy.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 3:37, archived)