She's one y'know..

must dash - off to Krakow to play some jazzzzz (nice)


From the Robots challenge. See all 438 entries (closed)

( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:25, archived)

Hah, nicely done
Morning morning all.
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)

Nice party trick.

( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)

say no to drugs!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)

I try, but they don't listen
*ning-glomp*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)

alright then
how much smack do you want?

*smacks*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)

owww! my Shatners Bassoon!

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)

Have a piece of cake
that'll fix it*

_{*may not actually fix it}
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)

enought to make my cheeks red
usually seems to do it
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)

*red cheeks*
*giggles*
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

That's pretty cool
:)
(seemikedraw, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)

that's ace

( new_matt, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)

if you could make a robot to your own design
wouldn't you make one that was pretty?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)

Nah, I'd make one to scare the Bee Jesus out of kids...
I would then capture this Bee Jesus and force it to make me holy honey for my toast.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)

:)
oh, so bad it was good...
(seemikedraw, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

cue 'bee jesus' pic
plzkthx
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)

Errr... I don't have one...
Something of that complexity would take me at least three hours in Paint...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)

someone has one
I have seen it
And I have seen that it is good

How are you after the big day, oh sinister demon-meister?
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)

Kind of aimless and bored of work...
So much the same as before really :)

How's yerself oh Debbilish one?
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)

Much the same
life is stressing me out at the moment but work is just dull
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)

I think the boredom of work causes the stress of life...
if work is super fun and interesting, you're not AS inclined to notice what's up with the rest of life...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)

I'd make one that knew how to rhumba
What's the point of a robot if it can't rhumba.
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)

Yes
Like a robot with a head shaped like Julia Sawalha's on a body shaped like Julia Sawalha's.
( Afinkawan, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)

So.... Robot Julia Sawalha then?
Can I have a go once you're finished with it?
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)

No, you're not listening Stew.
I said the robot head of Julia Sawalha on the robot body of Julia Sawalha. I said nothing about them being attached.
( Afinkawan, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)

:D

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)

a mecha sawalha
if you will
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)

:D
you are my newest hero ... :)

see - you didn't have to go off and write impressive comedy stuff for Radio 4, you just had to reference fist of fun.

YAY
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)

i'd design the ultimate robot
that looked just like me
(seemikedraw, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)

I would make one that looks like Kate Moss
With a removable face so you can change it fo....


* Fucksocks - hasn't that been done? *
( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)

I'd make a robot that looked like a frickin laser beam

( Frumbert has no sig, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)

if it was a sexbot, then yes
... if it was a killbot, probably

... if it was a cleanerbot, yes

... if it was a dentistbot, no

... if it was a dentistsassistantbot, yes
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)

are you saying dentists aren't sexy?
o_O
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)

I'm saying if someone's drilling my teeth with a drill
I don't want to be trying to look down their top.

it's a health and safety issue.

... perhaps it could be fixed with some sort of outer casing or psychotropic drugs.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)

Going to the dentist GMTFH anyway
I'm odd like that
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)

Nice one...

^{Nnnnii_{innnggg ALL}}
( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)

'Ning Wobbly
'Ning B3ta!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

Ning Broom..


v-- Ning rhebus
( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)

It's so much effort
to select that and copy it into notepad just to be able to read it

ning!
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)

Good morning you massive cunt
:P
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)

There really isn't any need for that..

* Adds to Ignore list *
( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)

:D
I hope you're joking.
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)

In the words of Peter 5:8-9

“Be self-controlled and alert. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that your brothers throughout the world are undergoing the same kind of sufferings.”

* Pffft *
( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)

Ham this reminds me...


;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

Liking muchly...

( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)