You
keep your old blokes to yerself.
EDIT: Here's an old joke just for you...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 1:39,
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Mmmm sweeties
How did you learn to make that pic? A refresher course?
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Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 1:46,
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This
is so old, I've reposted it about 93 times:

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Sun 4 Nov 2007, 1:46,
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We're playing a G-A-M-E?
Well fuck me blue, who'd have known.
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Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 1:52,
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Luckily all this old is new to me
what with me being all spriteful and full of youth.*
*
youthful and full of sprite.
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Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 1:56,
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Full of youth?
Isn't that against the law in all civilised countries. And Wales.
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Sun 4 Nov 2007, 2:00,
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