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( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)

this is most excellent
i want his legs!
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)

Yes, you could comfortably house four willies!
Woo muchity.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)

What the fuck would I want with 4 willies?
I spend far too much time wanking as it is
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)

pirouettes:D
EDIT: GLees. Long Way Down is on:)
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)

i'm only watching it
because top gear was on before it
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)

I have the extended version of the Long War Round on DaViDa
The only trouble with programmes like that is they give me itchy feet and I do have this habit of buggering off somewhere bizarre at the drop of a hat.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)

you could stand on the centre of a roundabout
and adjust the timing of spurtage so as to generate a rotational impulse

with enough practice and power you will spin so fast you generate a kind of "spluff singularity"

and everything within a reasonable radius will be sucked into your gravity well and be vigorously bukkake'd
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)

i already can!
they don't call me KFC Family Size Bucket for nothing, you know :D
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)

No they call you that coz they you're finished
All that is left is a limp greasy bone looking embarrassingly small in a large box:D
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

well, stop comparing your limp bone
to my large box!
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)

*checks profile*
Yes you having an innie not an outtie may screw up that analogy a lil bit:)

You're a girlie with a foofoo!:O

THe only take away analogy I can manage is a small battered sausage. Pickled eggs anyone?
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

i hasven't got a foofoo
i hate poodles!
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)

does it fit in you cunt?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)

don't be silly
i'd have nowhere to keep my bowling ball!
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)

True
But I think getting a cat flap was a little over the top!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

i had to
i'd already fitted the fish tank and kennel, i didn't want to seem biased
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

Well I hope you realise
One fanny fart and Rolf Harris will be round your place like a shot!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

and a spare?

( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

only when
i can't find my vibrating love-eggs!

also, i'm off for bath time. mmmm, soapy fun...
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)

We all know about you and your
boiled love eggs and soldiers:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

haha,
i like this.
( [DTMX] Fishing hook, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)

*blinks*
yeah? what?
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)

Excellent work as ever sir
*clicks*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)

kissass ;)
hehehe only kidding :)
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)

You called?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

ah, i see. standard /ac reply to my comments :D

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)

Well you seem to know me too well...

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)

*puts away stalker's telescope*
me? no. just guesswork, that's what it is.
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)

*pulls dressing gown closed*
So, Scrabulous?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

if you like
gaz me your facebook id or sommat
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

Ha, good try Meesta Toast...
but you'll never match my skillz!



( Mod Edit, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)

hahahah
*clicks also*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

hahahahaha
that's lovely and horrible at the same time
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

GO BACK TO TOY STORY!

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)

obligatory "is it for a game?"

( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)

no, a magazine
it was in last months issue of 3Dworld as a Tutorial on character rigging
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)

good lord
He could have someone's eye out if he's not careful
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

I like this.
Lots.

We need more shiny floor dropping action around here...
( [DTMX] Fishing hook, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)

Bloody hell that's rather good
Is that creature from a game?
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7758577
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)

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(DrZaarlon Is Not As Cool As He'd Like., Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)

FP THIS!!
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7758631
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

This wasn't in Doom
You have been missed Mr Toast :)
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)

as always
another amazing post from happytoast.

*clicks*
( Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)

Wonderful
as usual!
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)

Bloody Hell!
That's a bit good!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

Awesome...........

(the invisable man, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)

A Lament
*blinks*
*misses nothing, thanks to shitty dial-up*
(the Angry Gumball, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)