Yes, you could comfortably house four willies!
Woo muchity.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)

What the fuck would I want with 4 willies?
I spend far too much time wanking as it is
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)

pirouettes:D
EDIT: GLees. Long Way Down is on:)
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)

i'm only watching it
because top gear was on before it
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)

I have the extended version of the Long War Round on DaViDa
The only trouble with programmes like that is they give me itchy feet and I do have this habit of buggering off somewhere bizarre at the drop of a hat.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)

you could stand on the centre of a roundabout
and adjust the timing of spurtage so as to generate a rotational impulse

with enough practice and power you will spin so fast you generate a kind of "spluff singularity"

and everything within a reasonable radius will be sucked into your gravity well and be vigorously bukkake'd
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)

i already can!
they don't call me KFC Family Size Bucket for nothing, you know :D
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)

No they call you that coz they you're finished
All that is left is a limp greasy bone looking embarrassingly small in a large box:D
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

well, stop comparing your limp bone
to my large box!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)

*checks profile*
Yes you having an innie not an outtie may screw up that analogy a lil bit:)

You're a girlie with a foofoo!:O

THe only take away analogy I can manage is a small battered sausage. Pickled eggs anyone?
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

i hasven't got a foofoo
i hate poodles!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)

does it fit in you cunt?

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)

don't be silly
i'd have nowhere to keep my bowling ball!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)

True
But I think getting a cat flap was a little over the top!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

i had to
i'd already fitted the fish tank and kennel, i didn't want to seem biased
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

Well I hope you realise
One fanny fart and Rolf Harris will be round your place like a shot!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

and a spare?

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

only when
i can't find my vibrating love-eggs!

also, i'm off for bath time. mmmm, soapy fun...
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)

We all know about you and your
boiled love eggs and soldiers:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

haha,
i like this.
( [DTMX] Fishing hook, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)