What the fuck would I want with 4 willies?
I spend far too much time wanking as it is
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)

pirouettes:D
EDIT: GLees. Long Way Down is on:)
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)

i'm only watching it
because top gear was on before it
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)

I have the extended version of the Long War Round on DaViDa
The only trouble with programmes like that is they give me itchy feet and I do have this habit of buggering off somewhere bizarre at the drop of a hat.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)

you could stand on the centre of a roundabout
and adjust the timing of spurtage so as to generate a rotational impulse

with enough practice and power you will spin so fast you generate a kind of "spluff singularity"

and everything within a reasonable radius will be sucked into your gravity well and be vigorously bukkake'd
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)