well, stop comparing your limp bone
to my large box!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)

*checks profile*
Yes you having an innie not an outtie may screw up that analogy a lil bit:)

You're a girlie with a foofoo!:O

THe only take away analogy I can manage is a small battered sausage. Pickled eggs anyone?
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

i hasven't got a foofoo
i hate poodles!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)

does it fit in you cunt?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)

don't be silly
i'd have nowhere to keep my bowling ball!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)

True
But I think getting a cat flap was a little over the top!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

i had to
i'd already fitted the fish tank and kennel, i didn't want to seem biased
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

Well I hope you realise
One fanny fart and Rolf Harris will be round your place like a shot!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

and a spare?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

only when
i can't find my vibrating love-eggs!

also, i'm off for bath time. mmmm, soapy fun...
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)

We all know about you and your
boiled love eggs and soldiers:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)