you could stand on the centre of a roundabout
and adjust the timing of spurtage so as to generate a rotational impulse

with enough practice and power you will spin so fast you generate a kind of "spluff singularity"

and everything within a reasonable radius will be sucked into your gravity well and be vigorously bukkake'd
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)