Clearly the bonnet transforms into tits
with headlights for nipples.

Did you learn nothing from Transformers?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)

yes
a load of silly euphemisms for masturbation
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)