charlie brooker wrote a great column about pound shop mousetraps recently
"the first one took his ear off, the second neatly dismembered a foot. this wasn't a mouse trap, it was a mouse whittling machine"
( gravytrain is very, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

I came home one day to find one wandering about the floor with a broken back
I girled out and had to wait for Paul (a veggie mind) to come home and finish the job :¬(
( Geoff the Clownfish is depending. I'm at the deep-end., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)