unlurking.......
Ha! Now we know their little money making scandal!



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( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)

( Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)

^
this.
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)

case collapses after key witness fails to pick out suspect in line out
"they all look the same to me" she stated
( connor, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)

OOF!
Mr Connor!!!!

Also, Mr Connor!!!! Blast from the past!!!
( Mstandot, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)

A friend of mine is in the shooting set
not pheasants you understand, but he moves in circles that don't mix well with brazilian electricians.

he relayed to me an amusing story about the conflict of statements in a recent police shooting case. involving the shooting of a jamaican bank robber.


Police Firearms officer's statement:
On entering the scene I challenged the suspect, requesting him on three occasions to drop his weapon. as he failed to comply with this and in consideration of public safety I discharged my weapon twice and regretfully he died of his injuries.

Civilian witness' statement:
the police officer kicked in the door, said "night-night sooty" and shot him.
(Stonkwood Killed in the name of on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

ho ho ho
just wait till it's people saying "the government is shit"
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

I belive the police man's version
I know what these darkies are like.

Almost as untrustworthy as the French. Almost.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)

lols
Oh Wait
racism
I still had a little wee from it though!

Bob the builder rogue trader!
( Mrswoodbine finally has her own account., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)