Yep. Some fuckwit on the train
on his phone.
(spartacus_mills and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

I remember 1998
was the first time I heard someone say into a mobile phone on the train "yah, I'm on the train". He followed this by saying "yes indeedy! Yes indeedy!"

I consoled myself with the knowledge that when the train arrived in Motherwell, he would surely be killed.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)