Why?

(Puppy Sandwich ZOMGWTF!?BBQLOLCATSFTWEPICFAIL, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)

Because The Pink Panther is ace
and I gave him cancer
( ClanSoul bought series 2 of Ghost Whisperer, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

It wasn't your fault.
It was the telephone mast they built near his house. All that radon gas.
(Puppy Sandwich ZOMGWTF!?BBQLOLCATSFTWEPICFAIL, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

and the charcoal suppositories
and the cancer injections
( intesvensk has obliterated the goddamn arachnids, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

And at least he's still amusing the nurses.

( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

He's smoking.

( ClanSoul bought series 2 of Ghost Whisperer, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

I thought he had bone cancer in his skull
hence the hat shaped tumor
(Puppy Sandwich ZOMGWTF!?BBQLOLCATSFTWEPICFAIL, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

I like your username
hahaha
( Cockweasle Snarn, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)