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[challenge entry] Meth and buttprostitutes

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace You're all cunts, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Don't mind if I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)
# butt prostitutes.
buttstitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada Peace, freedom... and bacon and eggs., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)
# HYBRID.
HEALTHY FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:25, archived)
# SIGN THE BUTTSTITUTION.
SIGN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada Peace, freedom... and bacon and eggs., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)
# LET ME PUT MY JOHN HANDCOCK ON THAT.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)
# X

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)
# SURVEY SAYS...

XX    XX
 XX  XX
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   XX
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 XX  XX
XX    XX

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)
# WHO WANTS SOME X?

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Crackhead.

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# I'M A BUTTSTITUTE FOR ANOTHER GUY
I LOOK PRETTY TALL BUT MAH HEELS ARE HIGH
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:31, archived)
# CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
WE GOT RHYMES IN HERE.
BUT NOT FROM ME.
MY RHYMES DON'T GOT RHYME.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada Peace, freedom... and bacon and eggs., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)
# COS NOBODY CAN DO IT, LIKE MIX MASTER CAN C'MON
I GOT THA D DOUBLE O, D DOUBLE O STYLE
HERE WE GO AGAIN BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A WHILE
DO ME A FAVOUR, DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL
I ROCK FROM MANHATTAN TO THE MIRACLE MILE
MY NAME IS MIKE D AND IM THE LADIES CHOICE
YOU WANNA GET NEXT TO ME, LIKE ROLLS ROYCE
Y'ALL GATHER ROUND AND HEAR MY GOLDEN VOICE
CAUSE WHEN ITS TIME TO RHYME, YOU KNOW I GET NOICE.
CRUISIN LIKE A FAN BOAT ON THE GLADE
HE'LL TWEAK YOUR ASS ACROSS THE CROSS FADE
SO WATCH YOUR BACK WHEN HE TAKES THE STAGE
OR HE'LL SEND YOU OFF ON A NAKED RAMPAGE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)
# BEL-AIR!

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# WE'RE JUST 3 MCS AND ONE DJ, AND WE BE GETTIN DOWN WITH NO DELAY
MIX MASTER MIKE, WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY?
*SCRITCHY SCRATCHY NOISES, ENTIRELY DEPENDANT ON WHETHER YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE LIVE VIDEO VERSION OR THE ORIGINAL ALBUM VERSION. I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO THE LIVE VIDEO VERSION*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)
# WOWOW.
THE MUSIC IS GNARLY IN MY MIND.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:41, archived)
# AWESOME
I MUST, HOWEVER, STOP MY AWESOME RHYMES UNDER THREAT OF LEGAL ACTION FROM THE WEBSHERIFF.

I APOLOGISE PROFUSELY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)
# MIX MASTER YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR CRUISIN' LIKE A FANBOAT ANDTWEAKING INNOCENT ASSES
YOU BETTER COME QUIETLY OR WE'LL HAVE THE WEBSHERRIF ON UR ASS.
(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER.
*RHYMES SOME MORE*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)
# GET 'EM, JOHN.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)
# TITS
*DISAPPEARS IN A PUFF OF HIP HOP*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Sorry, I was distracted by my beautiful beautiful face.
I'll get onto it when I'm done looking at myself.
(Blurrypurpleturtleshirt __________________________________________________, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Oh, fuck I'm clicking this!

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Haha
How I have missed the gay shift.
(I helped save b3ta! SexFace You're all cunts, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:25, archived)
# The only time to be.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Sexy shit

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace You're all cunts, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:28, archived)
# is that postbear? or his mum?

(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant RIP Bud, my puddy tat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Shada Peace, freedom... and bacon and eggs., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is the only one of these that has made me laugh and it made me laugh really really hard

hahaha everything about it

how shocked and outraged and concerned he is
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)
# the kicked over wastepaper basket totally adds to it.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# he totally jumped up out of his seat when he heard about the meth
wastepaper baskets be damned


also his moustache and raised eyebrow
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)
# ohh la la!

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Sacrebleu!

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace You're all cunts, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)
# HEY BOP-A-REE-BOP.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# also my favorite yankee candle sent.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# I saw this episode of Sesame Street the other day
Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Done

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace You're all cunts, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Sweet
FP here you come.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# heroin and clit removers!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa it is our duty to think god out of existence!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)
# YES.

(Blurrypurpleturtleshirt __________________________________________________, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:35, archived)
# WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HELEN HUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)
# I SUED HER ASS INTO OBLIVION.

(Blurrypurpleturtleshirt __________________________________________________, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:01, archived)