CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
WE GOT RHYMES IN HERE.
BUT NOT FROM ME.
MY RHYMES DON'T GOT RHYME.
( Shada >MOOGLE RUSH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)

COS NOBODY CAN DO IT, LIKE MIX MASTER CAN C'MON
I GOT THA D DOUBLE O, D DOUBLE O STYLE
HERE WE GO AGAIN BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A WHILE
DO ME A FAVOUR, DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL
I ROCK FROM MANHATTAN TO THE MIRACLE MILE
MY NAME IS MIKE D AND IM THE LADIES CHOICE
YOU WANNA GET NEXT TO ME, LIKE ROLLS ROYCE
Y'ALL GATHER ROUND AND HEAR MY GOLDEN VOICE
CAUSE WHEN ITS TIME TO RHYME, YOU KNOW I GET NOICE.
CRUISIN LIKE A FAN BOAT ON THE GLADE
HE'LL TWEAK YOUR ASS ACROSS THE CROSS FADE
SO WATCH YOUR BACK WHEN HE TAKES THE STAGE
OR HE'LL SEND YOU OFF ON A NAKED RAMPAGE
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)

BEL-AIR!

( Ttssattsr I LOVE GOLDEN SUN., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)

WE'RE JUST 3 MCS AND ONE DJ, AND WE BE GETTIN DOWN WITH NO DELAY
MIX MASTER MIKE, WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY?
*SCRITCHY SCRATCHY NOISES, ENTIRELY DEPENDANT ON WHETHER YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE LIVE VIDEO VERSION OR THE ORIGINAL ALBUM VERSION. I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO THE LIVE VIDEO VERSION*
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)

WOWOW.
THE MUSIC IS GNARLY IN MY MIND.
( Ttssattsr I LOVE GOLDEN SUN., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:41, archived)

AWESOME
I MUST, HOWEVER, STOP MY AWESOME RHYMES UNDER THREAT OF LEGAL ACTION FROM THE WEBSHERIFF.

I APOLOGISE PROFUSELY.
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)

MIX MASTER YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR CRUISIN' LIKE A FANBOAT ANDTWEAKING INNOCENT ASSES
YOU BETTER COME QUIETLY OR WE'LL HAVE THE WEBSHERRIF ON UR ASS.
(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is dead drowned in period blood., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER.
*RHYMES SOME MORE*
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)

GET 'EM, JOHN.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is dead drowned in period blood., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)

TITS
*DISAPPEARS IN A PUFF OF HIP HOP*
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:49, archived)

Sorry, I was distracted by my beautiful beautiful face.
I'll get onto it when I'm done looking at myself.
(Blurrypurpleturtleshirt __________________________________________________, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:01, archived)