you've clearly got no kids
I remember the days that alarms clocks would wake me, now it's the child shouting and jumping on the bed 2hrs before I've set the alarm clock
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

^ this ^
6am FTW
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

give em gripe water
my mum used to swear by that stuff, and i still keep a bottle in my desk drawer
( gravytrain, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

they took the booze out of it
it's nowhere near as good now
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

what's it got in it now?
lithium?
( gravytrain, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

gripe water doesn't solve the problem of a small child with a heavly soiled nappy.
and seeing as she doesn't wake during the night, i don;t mind getting up at that time.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

Gary Glitter blog/

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)