Shenanigans.
Nobody is this shit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS "SHENANIGANS"

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

Bring it, bitch.
It'll turn me on anyway so HAH.

ShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigans
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( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

To be fair.. What doesn't.
*multiple pistol whippings*
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)

humnahumnahumna

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)

Careful now.
Do you really want to be responsible for turning an actually straight, but pretending to secretly gay person straight?

I DON'T THINK SO MISSY.

So you stop all this... "arousal" business now and go take a cold shower. Fool.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

*pops on the woolly gimps suit and jives about*
You love it....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)

Excuse me...
But I don't think I do.*









*No really. I don't...




Or do I?


WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON ANY MORE?!

Besides, you were meant to be in bed.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

I got out.
Those knots were SHIT.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)

Bollocks...
Those kidnapping classes were pathetic.

Also...


TO THE DEATH

*stabs through the heart*

Nyahahaha
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)

I don't have a heart.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)

Oh fucknuts.
How do I kill you then?!

I should never have started this fight...
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)

Nope!
You kill me with love. And LOTS of money.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)

'fraid you're out of luck there then..
At least until I pay off my debts and learn how to love.

I'll put you on the list though, don't worry.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

SCORE!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)

Well, to be honest.
There wasn't a list until now.

Luckily, you get to be at the top.

However, I don't know whether I shall put you as a top priority, it depends on whether or not any of it is given in return, which is highly unlikely.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)

You are!
*giggles and runs away*
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Shit like a FOX

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Shit like a TURD.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Yeah but you love turds
You put them up your nose and rub your nipples until you spluff all over the counter.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)

:(
*concedes*
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

AHA

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

clearly I've missed a barrel of fun today
_{how ever will I cope...}
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

You won't.
It'll haunt you forever.


FOREVER.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)

I'll go ahead and set up a direct debit with my therapist

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

It'd be an idea.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

Melt a large chocolate bar
Dip a kitten in it.

Then hug it until your face hurts from smiling.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)

That's a lovely image.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

*never has a sad day again*

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

My work here is done ^_^

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)

*Tries hard not to eat kitten*

( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

*fails*
OM NOM NYOM NOM NOM
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

:-(
NOES!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)

where are my manners
*snap*
here, one half for you
head or tail?
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)

Ooooh, head please.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)

*gives head*

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

O_o

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

*gets in line*

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)