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From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( baby wet ones, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)

Aaarrghh!
That's the exact same homeless bloke I got off google last night for an image I was making for a friend.

S'not uploaded yet for me to show you.
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)

show me your wares
show me what you done to my mate james then matey? he's sure to appreciate your work, the dribbling wanksnood
( baby wet ones, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)

ed meat deadbeat
well yeah, i guess thats funny and shit, like rhyming and stuff, like a really fucking short poem. but its got pictures so its like a book or some shit. i mean, yeah i like it, it's not shabby, and it doesnt smoke the pole, the monkey pole. and its kinda funny how you used a picture of your mate james on the right there. is mr.ed dead then? shit, i thought they'd stuff him, stick him in the smithsonian or something.
(monkey pole, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)

is that okay?
oh, can we swear in here? is that okay? your picture made me swear, if its allowed, like at football matches and shit, then its okay, if not, sorry i guess
(monkey pole, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)

This is the home of fucksocks and cuntymints
I think it's okay to swear
( Horatio P Lemming, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)

why thank you
you may have a doity mouth but i like that in a monkey
( baby wet ones, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)

yes, you may swear.
You might consider comprehensible punctuation also, but it's not essential.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)