Whisky
Best cure for everything, 100% of fact.
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)

not if it's homebrew
then you just end up in hosptal with alcoholic poisoning.
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)