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[challenge entry] Ceiling Cat has given up on life
:'(

From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 297 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Awww
poor pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# pfffff.
well, erm, executed
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# SHOCKED
I'M SHOCKED
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# 'buffs apple against chest'
my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I realise you have to keep up this front of distant disdain
but is there any part of you that is proud of your part in forming such a popular website?

...or do you just hate us for what we've done to your 'dream'?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# haha
yeah we fucked it up no end :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I don't know
it seems exactly the same to me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I blame Fraser, for setting this compo
fluff and suicides, what does he take us for??
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# i don't want to know about any of rob's proud parts thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# shame
shame is the word you're looking for.

My dream was to start a site for people to swap pictures of pressed flowers - and what have you gone? turned it into a den of filth, depravity and occasionally amusing photoshops.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# "occasionally amusing"
there we go, next tag-line for the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# for the real killer damned with faint praise comment
FHM have recently listed us as the 38th greatest website ever.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# It could be worse
Nuts could have given you a special award.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Hah! really?
Don't they know we'll only launch a counter-strike of merciless 'shops and ridicule if they dare say anything 'nice' about us
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# At number 37
Was the fart button page
(Long time lurker, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# plus the secret desire to have a Daily Mail headline
'BAN THIS SICK FILTH' to yourself.

I tried to create a pic entitled 'BAN THIS THICK SYLPH' earlier on but it was too esoteric to be understood....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# sadly they have no desire to play ball
although I haven't stopped writing the complaining letters yet
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# DON'T PRESS FLOWERS
YOU BRUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Oh NOES!
*cries*

..


*faps in total freedom*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
#
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# splendid stuff
proves again that cats are highly strung.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# all that voyeurism
must've played games with his wee head
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# What, my wanking's not good enough eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Yay!
*starts wanking again*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# ha ha ha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)