( SauronWibble Now 5.9! I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

hahahaha!!
lollage!!
*clicks*
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Pffffffffffffffffffft......
*cleek*
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

hee hee heeeeee
Ace!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

when do i get my prize, and what is it?

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

Close your eyes and hold your hands out...

( Mrs Trellis needs help reconstructing The Kiss, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

*shuts eyes tight*
*holds hands out*
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

*deposits prize*
*runs*
( Mrs Trellis needs help reconstructing The Kiss, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

i'm just happy to have won something...
*cherishes*
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

it's the nigerian state lottery
you need to send in a small bond of £500 before you can claim your winnings
(cumquat may knows nothing. Capice?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

if i had £500 i'd be outta here so fast!

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

If I weighed 500 pounds, I wouldn't be going anywhere fast.
/stupid 'mercan blog
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

you are one the very few normal sized people aren't you?

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

Yup!
Proud to be an anomaly!

Keep the kiddies pretty thin, too.

It's a never-ending source of embarassment to me to entertain British business associates who come here and dine at a typical American restaurant and be surrounded by the typical looking fat diners going to the buffet line for third portions. I'm not a health nut by any stretch, but c'mon, people!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

PIGGIES!!!
it's the idiotic portions too!
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

Indeed!
And you can't get dessert unless you're a Clean Plate Ranger!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

you could go all the way to lincolnshire on british rail for that

(cumquat may knows nothing. Capice?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

LINCONSHIRE BASH!

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

nice
very Andrew Lau
(cumquat may knows nothing. Capice?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

*office lols*

( Mrs Trellis needs help reconstructing The Kiss, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

Braw!
That's Bootyful

download95.mediafire.com/myrtbn9wzycg/62df4dxzxp4/Dedicoat+-+Bootylicious.mp3
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)