Dude in my office wanted a go but has no account so this is his!


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( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

his arms are like Taz

( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

that'll keep him warm throughout winter!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

Mmmm, hedgehog flambé....

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

with a porcupine puree sauce

( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

On a bed of sautéed echidnas

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

What's his carbon footprint though?
And the arm definately reminds me of
http://looneytunes.warnerbros.com/stars_of_the_show/tasmanian_devil/taz_story.html
(IcantLive Needs sleep, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

Ok, cut that out now

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

pfft!
Entertaining your workmates with songs of horse-love?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

Fortunately I have no sound at work
And have only heard the song once, courtesy of evil freebs
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

Aw bless.
What's the fun of the russian roulette that is b3ta-member links if you're not going to have the sound on for potential maximum embarassment?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

are you in a busy office?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

Not necessarily busy
but watched over by a hawk-like office manager with a personal vendetta!

= fun!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

damn those bosses!!
EDIT: i'm lucky on one hand because my boss doesn't give a shit about me.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

and on the other hand, it looks huge!
/JB blog
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)

I have no choice
My computer is not capable of playing sound
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

What're you running?
Windows 3.1 on an Compaq 486?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

no speakers.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

Orators?

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

How did you know?
Nah, there's just no speakers
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me.

and anyway, the link's purple now. So there :p
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

Fool me once... shame on you
fool me... er... won't get fooled again
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

Hedgehogs are made of teasels
and are therefore very flammable.
Woo!
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

And they have the singularly bad survival trait
of a tendency to hibernate in bonfires.

Silly hedgie pig.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

To be fair
it's not a bonfire until you light it.
Up to then you're just sticking fire lighters in to his house.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

Hmmm... Existential...
Schrodinger's bonfire? Both a big pile of brushwood and a little pile of cooling ash at one and the same time...

*ponders*
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)