"carla the elephant..."
that is most woosome, mr toast
( plentyofants thanks for the birthday card, internets people, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

She needs WOLF POWER

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)

pulped yams

( Cockweasle, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

WOFDCAP
incorporating AAAAAAAZ
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 8:20, archived)

Her head has now been pulled out..
..and..oh god..It has come out, only now it is small, white and smooth....
(annhialus is clicking ignore on himself on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 9:22, archived)

Her dunkbump mechanism has blown...
...There’s bloody vegetable gas everywhere!
(The Fat Envelope, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

Aren't we all
A bunch of fuck-wits, an elephant can no more fit it's head up it's arse, than we can lick our balls...
(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)