Her dunkbump mechanism has blown...
...There’s bloody vegetable gas everywhere!
(The Fat Envelope, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

Aren't we all
A bunch of fuck-wits, an elephant can no more fit it's head up it's arse, than we can lick our balls...
(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)