If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know

( Joe Scaramanga Dangerously crunchy, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)

Hahahaha that reminds me of 2DTV
Where Sadam surrounds himself with a wall of kittens so Dubbya won't attack.
( riverghost is not called everyone by their scrabble score, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

at least it will be quick!!
what?
i'm in the yellow circle?!
crap....
( ivesb has a new job!, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

lol

( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

Maybe you should get a plastic mattress cover then!

( riverghost is not called everyone by their scrabble score, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

*drops and covers*
*trips over trousers*
( ivesb has a new job!, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)

Why has the kitten got a deathwish?
Is it a sad and angry kitten? :(
( in vino veritas went to http://www.tacheback.com/mister-crawfish, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

it lives in the white house....
isn't that enough to make a kitty want to kill itself?
( Joe Scaramanga Dangerously crunchy, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

Son, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?

(The Alchemist seems to me, if they ain't got you one way..., Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)

Now that you mention it...
I can't say I have
( Joe Scaramanga Dangerously crunchy, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:51, archived)

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here!
This is the war room!
( Mushroom, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)

one of the funniest lines
EVAH!
( Joe Scaramanga Dangerously crunchy, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)

^this

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)