Just offload this before the immanent new challenge


From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:17, archived)

Mummyduck's got Munchausens by Proxy!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:18, archived)

I love her disinterested gaze.
She's obviously doped up to the eyeballs on smack.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:20, archived)

The cunt.
Benefit scrounging Romford bastard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:20, archived)

^actually, this
she looks like she really couldn't care less
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:22, archived)

Just popped in to say
BERYL!!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:56, archived)

Did the duckling park on a double-yellow?
Is the AT-ST a traffic warden, and that's how the duckling committed suicide? I might be a little confused here.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:20, archived)

Well actually, to be honest
I posted it because board is rather slow

I was playing with some Impact Photoshop filters I haven't really used before, like Perspective Shadow, 'drip' and the the Candy5 Nature water filter (on blood)

:)
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:25, archived)

Fair enough.
(No reply from Zoo so far, by the way... They're obviously weighing up how much money to give me. Or something.)
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:27, archived)

Haha
I wouldn't cross your fingers Matey, my guess is that part of the magazine is delegated to recent school leavers on work experience, with zero-budget
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)

I'm just thinking about the wording of their original message:
"If we don't hear from you, we won't publish."

Well, they have heard from me. They didn't specify that I had to say anything in particular.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:35, archived)

I rather think it takes the hitmen some time to locate your house

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)

I'm surprised they haven't tried to get me at work
there have been a few shootings recently. It's hilarious, the most low-rent, incompetent gang war in history. They keep missing each other.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:38, archived)

do they wear armor made of white plastic?

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:41, archived)

Hmmm, yeah
and their enemies are these little furry guys. Now you point it out, it seems strangely familiar.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:43, archived)

Kate!
Maddy..zzzzzzzzzz
( my_cat_has_no_shoes meh meh meh MEH MEH, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:21, archived)

CLUNK! :D

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:23, archived)

CLUNK indeed, that's rather woo!

( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:27, archived)

pompompompompompompompom
ahhh, he just wants a wooly hat.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:28, archived)

Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)

when I was a kid, my dog chewed up the emperor.
I saved up tokens from star wars figures and sent away for him =(
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)

When I were a lad
you used to be able to send off for 'exclusive' figures from packets of Shreddies tokens
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:32, archived)

Yeah me too
I got the emperor before it was released officially. I think that you needed 8 tokens from
various toys. I also had Sy Snootles and The Rebo band.

my mum threw out all my star wars toys when i was around 15 =(


2 months ago, my parents moved house.....

I had 2 48k spectrums and a 128+3 with 100s of games and a le mans 24hr scalextric in their garage.

she threw all of them out too. =(
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:44, archived)

waka waka waka waka waka
altough he looks more liek a ghost
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)

ATTACK OF THE CLONES!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:39, archived)

Hahahahahahahah
thats ace
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:03, archived)

I couldn't get the blood off the foot for weeks.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:23, archived)

Did you need it for a potion?
You know: blood of foot, eye of newt, gizzards from a baby coot?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:33, archived)

Eye of newt, toe of frog, and large human turd.
Stir it up and you get...mush.
Now, to sell it to the school canteen to pass it off as curry...
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:35, archived)

That Jamie Oliver.
What a cunt.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:37, archived)

I dropped an 'f', sorry.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:38, archived)

Did you?
I hadn't noticed.

I wouldn't worry about it, though, very few people can spell properly on here.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:41, archived)

I used to have a pet Muscovy duck
His name was Clifford:D
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:31, archived)

you can keep ducks........as pets?!
THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:33, archived)

I live in Aylesbury.
Have done for ages, so you can believe what I am about to tell you:


There is one Aylesbury Duck in Aylesbury.






Now I may be obsessing, but that's odd, n'est-ce pas?

Edit- WOOHOO HEROESHEROESHEROES! Bye all ;-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:34, archived)

This could be expanded into a film.
"There can be only one!"
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:36, archived)

Aktwally the stone circle and pub turn up in my all time favourite film:D

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:52, archived)

Yes you can they can also do comedy as well
Quaaaaaaaaaaaack
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:46, archived)