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Alternative Christmas Cards: Santa is drunk, the shops have run out of tinsel, and no-one's kissing under the mistletoe. It's an alternative Christmas, and it needs alternative Christmas cards. Design them.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:27, archived)

Merry Christmas!
or Bah Humbug, whichever you prefer

The countdown to an inappropriate Goatse image with Mistletoe above has begun
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:28, archived)

Merry Humbug!
There you go my compo entry...


( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)

Can I get away with posting
my Unexpected Horse card again do you think?

EDIT: You know, I think I will, just because I can.




( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:35, archived)

:)

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)

Hahaha
I remember that.

EDIT: Has that really been a year?!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)

I should hope so,
it was only a few weeks ago, or have you got altzheimers?

Edit: Looks like it's the memory thing after all. :)
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:44, archived)

Nurse Mindy is nice
She bring my medication and helps me go toilet.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:49, archived)

Hahahaha!
ACE!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:47, archived)

I fucking LOVE this...
If there was a button that said "I fucking love this", I would click it.
(Gusse The Awesome Power Of A Fully Charged Mothership, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:00, archived)

that is my very favorite thing
and if I don't get one for Christmas It will be like getting coal in my stocking.

It is the household catch-phrase of the season.
(bluemerle, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 5:30, archived)

Milk it!

( Grampa, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 5:17, archived)

LOLCANCER!
;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)

Happy Hanukah!

/isn't Jewish
( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:30, archived)

I wish you all a goatse christmas

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)

Okay - so you suggested that at 20:29...
Lets bet how soon someone replies with a pic of that.

I'll go for 20:47
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:30, archived)

I'll take that bet
*hands over £10*
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)

20:36

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)

20:35

( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)

20:34

( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)

Thats ambitious
Already got photoshop open then? ;)
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)

MSPaint for the win!

( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)

and then bet how many times it'll be done this coming week?
my guess is 'a lot'.
( Mushroom, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)

2036

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:34, archived)

is that the projected ratio of goatse christmas cards
to "am it krismas tyme yet?" lolcat cards?

aww, ninjad
( Mushroom, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:35, archived)

Argh, I hadn't thought of that.
*unplugs computer*
( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:36, archived)

hahaha

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:39, archived)

Pow pow pow :D
Mind you... Lolcat cards are an ace idea.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)

No!
Go to your room and think about what you've just said.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)

hahahahahaha

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)

haha
*shudders*
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)

20:54

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)

Holy shuddering fuck
I just looked at your profile after seeing your sig...
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)

Yes
Make soldiers out of bread and dip it in my face FTW!
Edit: 'sgood innit?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)

It's awesome.
but disturbing all the same :)
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:44, archived)

I've seen the original . . .
*shudders*

*scarpers*

C];0D


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:57, archived)

Poor Pot!
Are you saying she's a swampdonkey?
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:00, archived)

20:59

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)

Ah yes

( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)

was it yeknom who did that one that said
"experience a satisfactory non-denominational winter gift festival, citizen"

that should win
( Mushroom, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:32, archived)

I agree
that one was ace
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)

Fecking political correctness
MumbleFeckmumbleFeck.

I have just been patronised, insulted and royally pissed off.

Would someone please start an argument with me so I can take it out on them?

Thanks :)
/pissedoffblog

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:39, archived)

Tits or gtfo.
_{UNLEASH THE BEAST.}
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:40, archived)

no
you can have a hug, though
*hug*
( Mushroom, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:40, archived)

no!
sorry, bit slow on the uptake there
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)

Nooo
You and 'shroom are being far too fluffy.

But you've calmed me down a bit so ta to both of you lully people.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)

Have some fluff, Flowerpot
CFB
( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)

Do you celebrate Sinterklaas down in your country?

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)

How festive.
www.isitchristmas.com/
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:40, archived)

*looks at watch*
*looks blankly at screen*

..

*looks at watch*

..

*profits*
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)

it lies
I have already started my advent calender and recieved a card
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)

I love breaking through the foil :D

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:44, archived)

*expects week of reposts from last year's Inappropriate Christmas Cards Image challenge*
Like this one


( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)

I'M IN UR BORD, ENTRING UR CHALENG

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)

Just a beautiful card.

( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:43, archived)

hes the wrong way up!

( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:04, archived)

It's an annual repost for me
but i am a fan of bringing other religions and cultures into our Christmas celebrations.


( Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:45, archived)

a classic

( Mushroom, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:45, archived)

Absolute winner.
CLOSE THE CHALLENGE!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)

Hahaha

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)

Is confused. Looks for embassy to burn.
Burns Taj Mahal instead.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:48, archived)

Hahahaha, I wish I could click this ten times!

( Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)

i stole this concept and made it my own for last years cards.
we vishu a merry christmas is the best greeting ever.
i forgot to thank you for such a brilliant idea, a not unsubstantial sum of money is currently winging it's way to you.


you will also meet a tall dark handsome stranger.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)

I sent this to a hindu friend last year
he loved it!
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)

Oh Gods
That made me laugh far more than it should. And I hadn't seen it before, either!

I do believe this is called a 'lol'.
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 18:40, archived)

top hole!
Is there a big version I can print out and send to my fundamental Christian friends?
(mistafeesh bugrit! millenium hand and shrimp - I told 'em!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 21:42, archived)

i laughed!
although I probably shouldn't have :P
(william_shatner, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:28, archived)