have yourself a goatse little christmas


From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)

*stops stopwatch*
aaaand we have a 21:10
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)

Bah!

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)

yay!
do i win anything?
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)

date with the goatse man?

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)

at least
i'll have somewhere to shelter if it rains...
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)

you might prefer to take your chances
with the rain
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)

maybe
then again, we could go to shops that sell small, expensive things and i could get him to sit down on them, thus cleverly stealing many things.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:17, archived)

do you reckon he acts suspiciously at airports
just to get the full 'in depth' search?
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:18, archived)

in depth?
you could use that arse for spelunking! i hear he's renting it out to gollum...
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:21, archived)

i heard
they turned it inside out to make gollum
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)

are you saying
that andy serkis resembles an inside-out rectal cavity?

he does, a bit...
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:26, archived)

Fuck.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)

yo' sig says otherwise

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)

:D
Evenin'
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)

evenin' to you
my home now smells of cat poo.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)

I suppose that's not the fragrance you were after?
How are you and little kitty this evening?
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)

not bad
she's stopped yowling and is busy exploring my bedroom
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)

Aww!
Fluffah :)
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:19, archived)

i felt like hoofing her today, though
she shat on the litter tray, all over the plastic, completely missing the litter. then she pissed on the floor next to it.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)

That level of piss-off-ish-ness takes skill, you know.
:)
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:24, archived)

especially
as she did it the day my sinuses cleared after being blocked for 2 weeks. that beefy, fishy shit smell is rank!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:29, archived)

hey there ttssattsr i saw your cattle skull thing in the friends thingy
most woo indeed!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)

:D Cheers very muchly.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)

what took you so long?

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)

i only switched the computer on
20 minutes ago
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)

you cnut!!

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:17, archived)

heheheh
only beat you by 6 minutes, which i'm sure you spent making a better goatse than mine
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:20, archived)

:oP
hehe
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)