Merry Christmas <insert name of loved one here>

Hello, bus driver? Hull please. Yes, single.

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:30, archived)

don't worry. these things happen
they are so easily deathed
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)

didn' think you drew that
until i checked your profile. cool style man :)
( Double 2 plums, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)

Cheers!
: )
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:33, archived)

my flatmate
bought some mini chinchilla's today, they are very sweet
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:33, archived)

A dog is for life,
not just for brutally arse-reaming while the Queen's speech is on
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:34, archived)

i think you got that in reverse.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:35, archived)

The dog
is supposed to arse-ream you?
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:38, archived)

Only in Soviet Russia!

( Mstandot, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)

or the queen

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)

seriously
if you have to wait until 3 o'clock i'd hope for an xbox game as well to carry me over.
( Double 2 plums, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:35, archived)

what else is there to do
while the old bitch is waffling on?
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)

masterbate furiously
it's what i do, standing of course.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)

It's just not Christmas...
...without the one family member that furiously wanks throughout the Queen's speech.
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)

usually
prince phillip
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:43, archived)

You spelled 'Wrapped' incorrectly


nice.
( Mstandot, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)

compo repost


Ah, he'll grow into it...
(Dr Frank, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)

nicely

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:04, archived)