My Girlfriend's 5 year old half sister's drawing on a Xmas card
she sent me today!

Hows that an alternate Christmas i hear you cry?
Well thats not snow falling on spaz santa, it's testicles of all the kids on the naughty list, coal just wasn't working.

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)

bless :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)

^ seconded

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)

How long before this is on a card on B3ta...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7129906.stm
Tis the season to be jolly
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)

hohoho
b3ta.com/board/7845125


me me me
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:08, archived)

that's very nice
send it to Hallmark and see what they say

*edit - I just re-read my own post and thought I was telling you to send it to Mark Hammil
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)

hummus!

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:20, archived)

yummy!

( Double 2 plums, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)

you are harsh
but completely right, santa does look like a spaz
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)

That's very nice
BUT HAS SHE NOT BEEN TAUGHT THE GOLDEN SECTION?
( Imhotep is Invisible - Hurrah, die Butter ist alle!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)

REIGN IN BLOOD.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:17, archived)

my favourite album as a child.
I still have an original 1986 cassette in my car.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)

Why Does he have so many jars of Brown stuff...
That look an awful lot like sample jars of poo?
(eddieheadache, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)