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[challenge entry] I might actually use this


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(I helped save b3ta! kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:55, archived)
# haha! i'd love a christmas card involving hitler in some way
www.b3ta.com/links/137332
(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:56, archived)
# anything Hitler related is good.
especially things about hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)
# HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER, GOERRING, GOERRING
OOOHHH! HESSS! OOHHH! HESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:43, archived)
#
HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Fucking hell!
That's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)
# BUT TRUE

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:02, archived)
# ah, crabhitler
was there anything he couldn't do?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Hug kittens
hence his grumpiness
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:00, archived)
# ?
masturbate painlessly??
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:00, archived)
# light or smoke a cigarette?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# put the toilet seat up?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# CRABHITLER PISSES SITTING DOWN.
BUT HE IS NO LESS OF A MAN FOR IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
HE FACES THE CISTERN.
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:55, archived)
# SITTING DOWN IS A GOODTHING
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE TOO PISSED TO AIM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)
# pick up small children?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# rubiks cubes?

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# use a typewriter?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# he'd just sit in front of one clicking his claws
so it sounds like he's typing
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# screw in a light bulb?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# write, draw or paint?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# do the nazi hand salute?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# FAIL


yes he can
(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# but he can't extend his wrist outward
he has no wrists!
(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# tbh
i think he'd be able to do a version of it, maybe not perfect, but it would be a salute
(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
# i hereby redirect the fail to your end of the court

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)
# rolls 3 x d6
5 2 4
(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# I think what you've forgotten is that
Hitler always used to do a fairly fey version of the Nazi salute anyway, just from the elbow upwards, so if he only had crab hands then it'd still be pretty much the same.


What a bizarre argument...
(I helped save b3ta! Strappy, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
#
I'm pretty certain he'd threaten German scientists with a clawing until they made him a special saluting arm.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)
# but a valid one nonetheless

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:20, archived)
# successfully lay and connect a large network of cat-5 cable in a shopping centre?

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# he takes his time, but gets the job done.

(RIS, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)
# HITLER HAS GOOD PENS

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:11, archived)
# oh my god
you've just made a jobless, dumped, depressed person very happy! i am eternally greatful. Here have my daughter *presents*
(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:13, archived)
# The fuhrer
always cheers people up with his cheeky networking related antics. :D
(RIS, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:45, archived)
# pick his nose?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# walk in a straight line?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)
# beat supergran
in hand-to-hand combat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)
# play guitar?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)
# ANYONE CAN PLAY GUITAR.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)
# fire a gun?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# You beat me to it
you barsteward :)
(I helped save b3ta! Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# wipe his bottom

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Use a pistol to commit suicide?

(I helped save b3ta! Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# give bloodless massages?

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# tie a necktie?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# turn on the shower tap?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# refill a lead pencil?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
# put on a phonograph record?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
# long division without the use of a calculator?

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)
# tie his shoes?

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)
# knit socks
of intricate beauty?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# make balloon animals?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# genuine lol

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
# walk forwards

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# play
a theramin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Nah claws can still manipulate pitch and volume on a theramin
Believe me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)
# well
if it's good enough for I.R Baboon, it's good enough for CrabHitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:22, archived)
# click his fingers?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# find scott mills funny?

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Do the electric boogaloo?

(I helped save b3ta! Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# play volleyball?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# THERE'S NOTHING CRABHILTLER CAN'T DO, YOU BLEEDING RIMMED FUCKBADGERS.

(I helped save b3ta! kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
# i've been laughing pretty much nonstop for the last ten minutes
thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
#
laughingposting
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)
# oh arse off
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
# *arses off*

(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Good stuff.
I made the crabhitler pic ages ago so I thought it was time it got an airing.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# that int true
www.b3ta.com/board/7845735
(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# That list is incorrect.

(I helped save b3ta! kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)
# wear gloves
without ripping them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
# the dishes?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# be a bolemic?

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# aagh! unaccountable longness of replies

(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# this needs a wikipage

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Create a rock so heavy even he is unable to lift it.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)
# enjoy hot baths?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# stand lobsterjews?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
# take a cd out of a disc drawer?

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)
# find the end on a roll of clear selotape?

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)
# use chopsticks?

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)
# burst individual bubbles on bubblewrap?

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# win (thumb) wars?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Kill with a stare

(I helped save b3ta! Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:25, archived)
# recite the lyrics to "piggies" by space off the top of his head after not hearing the song for almost 10 years?

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)
# ingest sellotape?

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Win the war?

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:13, archived)
# justify incest?

(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Successfully research photovoltaics to bring the price below $1 per watt?

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Wank a Hedgehog

(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Hello
g'nite!
TJ : ancient repost time!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
# CRAB CRAB HITLER
It's like duck duck goose, but more fun
(I helped save b3ta! Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)
# duck duck goosestep?

(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# pfff!
doing the auschwitz waltz...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Ney
www.defenselink.mil/dodcmsshare/homepagephoto%5C2006-10%5Chires_061011-F-7547H-001.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)
# CRAAAAAB HITLER, CRAAAAAAB HITLER
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)
# WALK LIKE CRAB, TASTE LIKE HITLER

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:35, archived)
# DANCE LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A HITLER

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:57, archived)