Cheeky pearoast.

You can buy these online somewhere... but I've forgotten where.

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 6:53, archived)

Without meaning to sound like a ridiculous language geek, it's Joyeux Noël rather than Bon Noel.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 7:59, archived)

GEEK!
*points*
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:13, archived)

Bad Grandma is watching
don't hurt me, Bad Grandma!
( Leningrad, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:15, archived)

hello mate
how the fuck are you?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:18, archived)

I'd be a lot better if it wasn't for Bad Grandma.
Other than Bad Grandma, i'm alright - how are you? We need to meet up pre-Christmas and get a little bit smashed. I'm going to be in Edinburgh from tomorrow/Saturday until a week later, but after that!

edit: best website in the world
( Leningrad, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:20, archived)

I concur, good sir
in Sutton. Now I am off to work. Also re: gaz...

Yes, it is....

EDIT: Joox is good.

www.redcurtainmovies.com
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:22, archived)

OH GODDAMMIT
Now I have to juggle b3ta, super mario galaxy and space ghost.

Life is tough.
( gronkpan, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:51, archived)

Hurrah
While I was in Prague the other week, there were some Deal or no Deals on the telly in Russian, Czech and Italian at the same time.

On differents channel, mind

Good morning all!
Now all I need is a coffee
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:10, archived)

beware of Bad Grandma.

( Leningrad, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:14, archived)

Tell me more about this Bad Grandma

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:16, archived)

she's bad to the bone, she's Bad Grandma.

( Leningrad, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:18, archived)

BBBBBBBB BAAD

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:18, archived)

Bad Grandma gives me nightmares, more than cheese. She's cheese times ten, she's Bad Grandma.
i have to warn everybody about Bad Grandma
( Leningrad, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:20, archived)

has she got a mean little mouth, all puckered up like a dogs bum?
'NINGERS MY BROTHERS!!


AND SISTERS..
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:35, archived)

'ning!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:52, archived)

Don't worry, I won't let her hurt you

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:47, archived)

Is she the one with the glass eye that keeps poping out on its own, or am I thinking of a different Grandma?

( gronkpan, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:52, archived)

Bad Grandma is going to get you.
watch out for Bad Grandma!
( Leningrad, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:14, archived)

lifeless eyes.....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:37, archived)

Maybe
here
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:44, archived)