The closest you'll get
is a fully clothed pic of me and the missus in me profile
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)

*dons xray spex*
Cor!
And congrats!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)