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From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)

Ooh, I say

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)

Fiery spunk?
Ouch...
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)

don't pretend it hasn't happened to you

( Duncoffin is life., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:23, archived)

I'm not.
Hence the "ouch".
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)

Ah, I did wonder why you had the asbestos condoms

( Duncoffin is life., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:38, archived)

Nah, that was for fetish reasons.

( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)

Pfftt...


( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)

MopplA BloRG?

(eight, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)

That one's for grandma!
hahaha
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:23, archived)