From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)

Yeeeessss....Santa...it was Santa that did it...
*looks suspicious*
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)

I sense a pattern developing :D
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( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)

I sense your nutsack
I do
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

:o|
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( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

mmmm - stockings
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( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

goose for me!
i hope...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

Y'alright son?
What's this I hear about you finding me a new mortal vessel for my restless spirit?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)

just call me doctor frankinives!
better be quick though,
it's starting to decompose...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

goose, fucking goose
not a lot of meat on them.

what you want is a bit of swan stuffed with flamingo stuffed with macaw.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)

that teach that smart arsed macaw!
ride a bike before me!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)