Santa's dead
he's in my bed
I'm raping his cold dead anus...

Hang on, I might have got that wrong.
( Wasp Box, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:59, archived)

So
He's a stiff then?
( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)

you warmed it up first?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)

No it's just that I was intending to mount
his post mortem priapic prick, but I appear to have inadvertantly penetrated him. It's a fucking disgrace.
( Wasp Box, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

your anal alliteration is alarming yet appropriate

( gravytrain is very, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)

i hate it when that happens.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)

*rapes*

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)

Repost...
so I'll slot it in here...


(Leoricx, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)