Ho ho ho.

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From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)

Ooh, nice!

Not a 'winter season' card but I was particularly proud of my kitten on a skateboard...

Edit: now linked since it was bigger than your original picture and only vaguely implies the link to Cthulu sorry
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:24, archived)

aaaaw
He's waving!
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)

What have you changed?
I'm confused

;P
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)

Auto complete?

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:30, archived)

Reminds me of this I made some years ago...

( Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:28, archived)

No helicopter
No bridge.

Not real.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)

om nom nom nom

( Imhotep is Invisible - Hurrah, die Butter ist alle!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:30, archived)

Ooh, lovely*!


*well, you know, not lovely...many people probably died...but, y'know...the picture is pretty damn good...
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:31, archived)

you're not dead!!
sort of..
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:34, archived)

'ey?

;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)

=D
phew!
*sprays air freshener*
whats that rotten fruit smell?!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)

that scares me!
wallpaper size?
please!!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)

This is as big as it gets.
www.b3tards.com/u/899d78c16b9bb1676226/rigwave5.jpg
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

Cor! Ace. The sea is a dangerous plaice :)

( Hamster Trippin', Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)

No helicopter

No bridge.

No shark

Not real.
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:31, archived)

It is indeed!
So, is that just close by? ;)

/Father Ted
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

Why's you dead?
*recussessussess*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)

Mink killed me yesterday
It's okay though, Ives found me a new body so I'm back now :)

Edit: Did you see my new QOTW answer? it's funnier than my last one, promise ;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)

well,
i took the nicest bits off of other bodies and sewed them together!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

the doggy one?
I deid from wurds!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

:(
I thought it deserved the words
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:50, archived)

Awww! I was just jokting!
I readed it an' everything!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)

That's Reg!
He's only the 7th deadliest crab!
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:33, archived)

:D

( Hamster Trippin', Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)

he's ok before he starts drinking...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)

Yeah but he got barred from his local
As he kept coming on ggiving it all that!
*does openy-closed pincer movements*
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

pffft!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:40, archived)

I lol'd at that
I hope you're suitably ashamed for the both of us
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

that made me giggle:D

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

Right behind these guys!

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)

I want a plush one of those!

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:40, archived)

Damn

now I want that too
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)

Well if you're lucky
I'll filly your stocking for ya:P
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

Gleeeeeeeeeee!

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

Hahahaha

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)

ace!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:34, archived)

all hail!

I for one will be first in line for the tentacle squid rape
( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)

Yay!
That's fab
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:28, archived)

very nice, but better not let Bad Grandma see it!
she's a nuisance, but more dangerous than a normal nuisance. she's Bad Grandma!
( Leningrad, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)

haven't you tried bashing her over the head?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)

you're underestimating Bad Grandma
she's a mean machine!
( Leningrad, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)

fuck off lovecraft!
woo!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)

Ooooo!
Thats fantastic!
(Keithcrash The Magniloquent Pulchritudinous Thaumaturge, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 16:07, archived)