Happy Christmouse
Poor bastard


From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

(SignalFailure, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:38, archived)

:(

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)

oh my noes!
you evil* bastard

*funny
( Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)

Grim.
I am concerned for anybody who would feel the need to take a photo of such a thing.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:47, archived)

MAW!
PAW!

AH CRUSHED ITS LITTUL SKULL AH-YUK-YUK-KEH-HAW-HAW!
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:50, archived)

:(
my cat keeps bringing half alive mice in
we end up despatching them with our shoes
is not pleasant... but the cat does like to sniff our shoes
( chunderbunny, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:52, archived)

can I
sniff your 'sole?
(SignalFailure, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:54, archived)

you could, of course
simply choose to despatch them with your cat. i believe they have a history of being quite good at that
mind you, they can take their time about it
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:54, archived)

You haven't met mine...
she's shite
extremely cute & all that, but just shite at killing things
quite good at bringing live things through the cat-flap though
she's even managed an adult rat... that was a fun evening :|
( chunderbunny, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:58, archived)

Curiously enough...
...our crap "humane" moustrap, which I had previously denounced as being utterly pointless, has caught four mice in the last two days.

We're plagued by naive mice. Worst of all, I have to keep carrying up the road to the park. My wife is a vegetarian.
( foop, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)

only your wife is a vegetarian?
maybe you could eat the mice yourself
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 0:39, archived)

urgh

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 2:17, archived)