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(scowners Started to be a twat at, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)

Oooh!
Thankyou, just what I always wanted


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)

As a fellow Dave, I endorse this post.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)

Really?
Are all Dave's UTTERLY talented with pixels? or just you? C];0)


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)

* Just him

( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)

Pfffft. You loon.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)

what about my my wife?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)

this
hello stranger
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)

HELLO!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)

*would

( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)

TOAPL

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)

haha

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

You're

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)

you're missing something!
/pedant
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)

I'm pretty sure that's just the b3ta usage

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)

your sure of that?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

I'm not so sure.
but *gives benefit of the doubt this time*

:P
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)

only in combination with "all gay"

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

yes, we should be very strict about that

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)

this

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)

rulez iz rulez

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)

I like your way of thinking, Oberkommandantführer

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)

are you sinking vot I'm sinking?

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)

HALBVERDAMMERUNGSGESETZLICHEGENOSSENSCHAFT!!!!!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)

ooh, how masterful you sound.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)

hope you right-click saved ;)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)

"..., weil seine Penis im Huhn gehaftet wurde"

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)

Vy did ze chicken go over to ze uzzer side of ze street?
becuase ze green man was showink
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)

Pffft!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:39, archived)

Or kittin-speak
Which was what I was assuming this was a derivative of, kittens are poor grammar lords to represent their odd way of 'talking', and that's how I read this because it is an odd way of talking.

Though actually I simply don't care anymore :)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)

What is it that smells rotten?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)

*checks shoes*
not me

*serupticiously wipes shoes on curtains*
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)

Me apparently
Aphex (the mink) killed me, so I was just a ghost on the board for a day or so, but it was okay because Ives (my son) made me a new body from odd parts of slaughtered noobs. Unfortuantely I didn't find out for a while though, and he didn't put it in the fridge, so now I have a new body but and decomposing ever so slightly.

There's always a reasonable explanation, you see :)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)

Damn why am I missing out on this soap opera?
Is there a part in it for me?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

You can be the sexy handyman
of ambigious sexuality and always open to temptation when rollers and pinnies are combined with slinky house dresses
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)

*packs tools away*
righto, on me way!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)

yourallleagueofgentleman

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)

I really wish I new this piece of popular culture

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

Sorry, cant help, I dont now it either

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)

I didn't really watch it
But it's from The League of Gentlemen
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:38, archived)

Is it being pedantic..
But the word "You're" as in "You are" is supposed to have an 'e'..
(TheRiddler Simon Cowell can suck my fucking dick, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)