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From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)

Looks nothing like me
:P

Woo though mate!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)

cheers lad
it's not meant to be you, that's your son, old man. :)
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)

:D
Being ever living, my memory is failing me!

He's looking well anyway!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)

That's fucking ace
and how I always imagined him.

Right b3tards, I'm off to the pub for pre-birthday drinks.

I may be sometime...
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)

have a pint of strongbow on me!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)

And me!
but a Magners!!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)

*bokes*
*slaps*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)

all cider is evil piss

( gravytrain, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

*gasps*
it's nice as long as it doesn't have ice in it!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)

I had a bottle of scrumpy that tasted of dead man's piss once.
BLEURGH.

Normal cider's alright though. Ice can fuck off, however.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)

dead mans piss eh?




*wanders down to morgue*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)

Oh if I had a morgue in the building I'd never get any work done.
Not that I'm a necro or owt, cadavers are just really interesting.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)

i've seen three in my time here so far.
i was the last person to speak to someone too before they died!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

it was YOU!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)

what?
i only flashed her once!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)

Enough to make any woman die.
Erm....of lust, I mean.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)

nah,
she laughed so hard she fractured all her ribs and ruptured all her internal organs!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)

Well you are a ginger.
*ducks tins* So am I!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)

yay!
*high fives*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)

Well I sort of am
I dye my blonde ginger.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)

oh.
=(
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)

you bastard

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)

it was just her time.
i thought.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)

sexy taim?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)

This.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)

Strongbow just reminds me of puke
Except the fruity one!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)

*points and laughs*

(Pachey, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)

*shrinks*
:s
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)

happy birthday
drink!
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)

happy birthday

( gravytrain, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)

This is giving me the fear

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)

it's not the pic doing that, it's the masculine bulge pressing against you from behind...

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)

I wondered what that was

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)

it's just a penis trying to be friendly
nothing to be afraid of
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)

There you are!!
Okay, you win this round. Now it's MY turn to hide!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)

i can see your feet poking out from behind the sofa...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)

Haha, sorry, been a bit elusive this week :)

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)

Elusive isn't the word for it!
I'd nearly forgotten what you (or at least your sig) looked like!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)

you call that a knife?!
woosome!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)

*looks at hand*
Ahhh, maybe Dogma was right...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)

I deliberately cut most of the hand out
because i couldn't be bothered with drawing a hole.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

Yeah but it's still a bit black, innit?
Like what him out of Dogma says.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)

ah oh yes, ok
I getcha. I've not seen it in a while but now I what you are referring to.

Which brings me to my weekly question, have you listened to my song yet?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)

If it's not meant to sound a bit skippy aphexlike
then no.

Well, not in all it's glory. It was hard to tell.

The skippy aphex thing was quite good though. Chikchikchikchikngurrrrrrrrrrrchikchik
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

haha
no, it's not like that at all. hmmm... i take it that means the link was borked...
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)

I think it's my computer
It's not having a nice time at the moment.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)

Christ-sized?
Is that for the new value menu at KFC?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)

RIS?
Or is there nothing to get?
(Pachey, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

not especially...
the enemies of christ are reflected in the knife, and it's the poster from the new rambo movie. apart from that, i just thought it would make a nice pic-chur.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)

'new movie'?
*goes to look up in dictionary*
(Pachey, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:57, archived)

pfft
while you're there, look up "NSFW" :P
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:59, archived)

A promotional image from "The Bible II"
Woo!
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)

This looks like a poster for the best action movie ever

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)

oh
i thought that was chuck norris hah
(eneville, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)