Christmas tragedy cards
might cheer someone up...


From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

(BlueHaze www.meandr.net, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)

Does the inside say:
"That's very funny"?
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)

no
It says "You're not a virgin then..."

any more suggestions?
(BlueHaze www.meandr.net, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)

"can I have the kid?"
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)

"it's just we need a blood sacrifice...
and you'll never love it anyway"
( Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)

"I heard you getting raped"

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)

bloody hell....
Edit: well deserved n' all!


( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)

\o/

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)

Geez!
You could paper a small room with all the awards you've won.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)

I'll supply the paste
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)

I heard you are gonna get raped

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)

I'm gonna rape you

( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)

i heard that

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)

I'm listening

(BlueHaze www.meandr.net, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)

I'm filming
Just pretend I'm not here, carry on...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)

Carry On Raping!
5 stars - Jonathan Woss
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)

Cawwy on Waping?

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)

ok, i will!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)

FFS I've just eaten
chicken madras on a jacket potato

can you wait for a few hours
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)

Fraid not.
I have to go in about eight minutes.
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)

just send me it by post
and I promise to shove it up with a splintered wooden spoon
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)

Fair enough.
*Starts humping envelope*
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)

that'd make it all nice and warmand spicy
*waits*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)

jesus....
*goes to make up new 'most unpleasant mental image of the day award' for Thor*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)

I'd like to nominate Sir Pigeon Nipples for his early morning contribution
www.b3ta.com/board/7848915

2nd of his comments :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)

Christ, yes....
*has to lie down for a moment to stop from hurling*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)

Seconds that.
Ugh, that hurt my mind.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)

*boke*

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)

i was about to comment
that you'd given it out cheaply up there (sorry dixon!)
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)

I admit I'm cheap

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)

how cheap?
I've got 78p.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:13, archived)

Go down to 12p and you've got yourself a deal

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)

You're never happy, are you?
*hands pint of foaming ale*

better?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)

mmm, foamy!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)

Arf!
My own *special* recipe...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)

hooray!
recognition at last!

*dances*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)

Sorry for the delay - couldn't find the sauce...

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)

HAZZAR!

WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:31, archived)

It certainly would
my ring feels like a caldera
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)

will it be sloppy or do i still need to lube?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)

Real men...

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)

hahah winnar

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)

I heard you like fluff

*is feeling fluffeh today*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)

I was laughing so much I could bearly hear myself raping you

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)

Enjoy your Christmas
in Hull
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)

You raped my herd!
You bastard!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)