Santa's got a present for you.....


From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

(LazyBastard, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:30, archived)

Does he hack through the door with a toy train? =]

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:31, archived)

No
with a dead baby.

It was alive for the first 3 hits.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)

I like your style.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)

thankyou.
I think that makes only two of us.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)

reminds me of my childhood

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)

all work and no mince pies makes Santa a dull boy

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:35, archived)

That's not Santa Mummy!
*cries*
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)

he's going to eat your face off....
EDIT!!
the cock is gone!!
praise be the mods!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)

Most guys aren't happy at all when they discover the cock is gone
You're one in a million, Ivesb.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)

i wouldn't really notice.....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)

Been out in the pool, have you?

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)

ummm....
yes, yes i have...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)

hooray the happy version,
jack st.nick claus son, ho ho ho.
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)

REEEEEEEED HAAAAAAAAAT

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)