not the chocolates!
dear god, not the chocolates!
*crams mouth full of ferrero rocher*
they're mine!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)

*climbs in mouth*
*dies happy*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:42, archived)

eeurrhgh!
this ferrero rocher tastes of pigeon nipples!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:43, archived)

monsieur,
wiz zeez pigeon neeples you're reely zpoiling uz!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)

*chocolate-coats embassy*
*burns ambassador*
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:02, archived)