eeurrhgh!
this ferrero rocher tastes of pigeon nipples!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:43, archived)

monsieur,
wiz zeez pigeon neeples you're reely zpoiling uz!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)

*chocolate-coats embassy*
*burns ambassador*
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:02, archived)