With aplogies
to Monty Propps and everyone else who has ever done anything better with this pic...



From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 9:27, archived)

Jesus was a lightweight?!
Of is he about to perform a miracle where he turns it into Export?
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)

He just prefers
to be able to drink all night and only have to worry about weeing for 4 hours non stop the next day
rather than feeling like a hippo is riding the wall of death around the inside of his skull
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)

Hahahahaha!
All a man wants for Christmas
( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)

'jesus hates monkey beer shocker!!'

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)

it is his birthday after all,
nice one.
*clicks


add a birthday badge to make even more special.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)

*awaits birthday badge*
loved your nekidness on friday

EDIT: sorry, I read that as 'AND a birthday badge' as if you were going to bestow one on me.

*goes back to sleep*
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)

thankyou.
but i told you to keep it quiet, you know how this lot like to gossip, they'll all be wanting pic's from my unpublished collection now.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)

QSTQ vs Mapplethorpe
The Deluxe Collection?
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 9:39, archived)

bigger and shinier
with much more baby oiled goodness.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 9:41, archived)

That's brilliant!
nice one.
(Cakie smoke from me nose cover me like clothes, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 9:41, archived)