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[challenge entry] *raises Spanging Shields*


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(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:42, archived)
# hello to them too.
nice pun.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:43, archived)
# ta :D

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:52, archived)
# what a cruet pun!

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:43, archived)
# sage words there

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:46, archived)
# i herb that!

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:52, archived)
# That is not worthy of a spang
because that is exactly what season's greetings are.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:43, archived)
# is your brain ok?
;)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I believe it is :)

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:27, archived)
# oof

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:44, archived)
# aah :D

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I would spang you
But then I might get charged with a-Salt
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Amoebaboy has a fitting picture of that
and a good 'n too.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:49, archived)
# i'd spang you back anyway :p

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Ha ha
Lovely
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:48, archived)
# ankoo :)

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:53, archived)
# If the two ronnies were on b3ta
this would surely have been done by now.
Woo!


Click for last night's cardage.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:51, archived)
# i'm not sure if that's a compliment or not :)
but thanks :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Haha
I like the Garth Marenghi one
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:56, archived)
# ^this
just what were you on?

i need to get me some.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I find I'm more productive and creative when I'm not on anything.
I use the drugs to surpress my creativeness.
When I'm smoking weed I generally invent things
that have already been made or think of things like
stitching bacon together to make meat gloves.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:17, archived)
# urm.....
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I ordered 300 of them.
He expects me to print them out myself! I call that a rip-off at £5 a card.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:05, archived)
# But you'll still pay it
YOU'LL ALL PAY!!!!
Mwahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah........
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:23, archived)
# moustache!
that's wonderfully wonderful.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Ho-ho!
:D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:51, archived)
# is that 'ho ho' as in 'now i've got a machine gun, ho ho ho'? :D

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Heh.
Yes. Yes it is.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:58, archived)
# yippy ki yay motherfucker :D

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:29, archived)
# That's a mighty mighty good man !
what a man . . . what a man . . .
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:04, archived)
# um, thanks :)

(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:27, archived)
# arf!
I Endorse this heavily!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I'MMMMM ENDOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSED!
thank you :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
that's ace and should be a card available in the shops that people shop at
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:02, archived)
# thank you
it'll certainly be sent out to people from this household...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:07, archived)